Russian Ally Tells America To Vote Trump Or Face WWIII

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What’s a better way to get people to vote for your party than by threatening the idea of being blown up with nukes, if they don’t?

A Russian ultra-nationalist ally of President Vladimir Putin has told Americans to vote for Donald Trump next month, or risk being dragged into a nuclear war.

Vladimir Zhirinovsky had told Reuters in an interview that Trump was the only person able to de-escalate dangerous tensions between Moscow and Washington.

According to Zhironvsky, Democratic rival Hillary Clinton could spark World War Three.

“Relations between Russia and the United States can’t get any worse. The only way they can get worse is if a war starts,” said Zhirinovsky, speaking in his huge office on the 10th floor of Russia’s State Duma, or lower house of parliament.

“Americans voting for a president on Nov. 8 must realize that they are voting for peace on Planet Earth if they vote for Trump. But if they vote for Hillary it’s war. It will be a short movie. There will be Hiroshimas and Nagasakis everywhere.”